TOP 10 COMPUTER INDUSTRY DELUSIONS

When you work 20 hours a day, you're bound to get some weird ideas. The big names in the high-tech world have been keeping up that kind of pace for years, and sure enough, the delusions are running wild. c|net's satire central has collected the biggest industry names, recorded who they *think* they are, and uncovered who they *really* are.


10. Bill Gates
-thinks he's Leonardo
-but he's really P.T. Barnum
9. Larry Ellison
-thinks he's the Buddha
-but he's really Michael Jackson
8. Steve Jobs
-thinks he's Moses
-but he's really Henry Ford
7. John Sculley
-thinks he's Moses
-but he's really John Sculley
6. Marc Andreessen
-thinks he's Bill Gates
-but he's really Bill Gates
5. Guy Kawasaki
-thinks he's John the Baptist
-but he's really John de Lorean
4. Jerry Yang and Dave Filo
-think they're H & R Block
-but they're really Barnum and Bailey
3. Philippe Kahn
-thinks he's Leonardo
-but he's really P.T. Barnum
2. Steve Case
-thinks he's Steve Case
-but he's really Steve Case
1. Windows 95
-thinks it's OS/2 Warp
-but it's really Macintosh System 8.0