A 12 year-old girl ran
home from school and said, 'Mommy, Mommy, I found out how you get a baby.' 'What did you
find out?' Mommy asked. 'How you get a baby is when you let the man put his penis in your
mouth,' said the girl. 'Oh no, darling,' replied Mommy, 'that's how you get jewelry.' A Chicken and an Egg ..... are lying next to each other in bed. The
chicken is smoking a cigarette, and, with a disgusted look, the Egg says, "Well .....
I guess that answers THAT long asked question!!"
What do you call a midget psychic who has just
committed a crime? A small medium, at large. |