WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN TO SAY

A Man's Guide to the intricacies of what a woman really means when she says something to you.

**Pay close attention, you never know when your woman may hold a quiz.**


If she says.........What she means is....

Do you love me?= = =>I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?= = =>I did something today you're really not going to like.

I need wedding shoes = = =>The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = = = >I have flabby thighs.

I'll be ready in a minute. = = =>Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

I heard a noise = = = >I noticed you were almost asleep.

I'm not upset = = = >Of course I'm upset....you moron!

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = = = >It's that time of the month.

You have to learn to communicate.= = =>Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?= = =>[Too late, you're dead.]

We need = = =>I want

We need to talk= = =>I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = = =>I don't want you to.

It's your decision = = =>The correct decision should be obvious bozo.

Do what you want = = =>You'll pay for this later.

Is my butt fat? = = = =>Tell me I'm beautiful.

Do you like this recipe? = = = => It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.

You're...so manly = = = =>You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

I want new curtains = = =>and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

You're certainly attentive tonight. = = = = >Is sex all you ever think about?


In answering the question "What's wrong?"

The same old thing = = =>Nothing

Nothing= = => Everything

Everything= = => My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = = => It's just that you're such an ass.

I don't want to talk about it= = =>Go away, I'm still building up steam.

WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN (an updated version)