UNDERSTANDING DATING TALK

If he says...... "Its never been like this before."
What he really means is: "It's my first time."

If she says.... "Yes...Yes...(scream!)."
What she really means is: "Aren't you done yet?"

But if either says........
"I feel its time for us to express our love in other ways."
What they really means is: "Oral Sex!!!!!"

If she says...."We need to talk."
What she really means is: "I'm pregnant."

If He says...."Trust me."
What he really means is: "Let's just keep this between us....pumpkin."

But if either asks in that questioning tone......"Was it good for you"
What he really means is: "It wasn't for me"

If He say's....."You're so mature."
What He really means is: "I hope you're eighteen."

If He say's...."I never meant to hurt you."
What he really means is: "I didn't know you were a virgin."

But if either say's...."I still think about you."
What he really means is: "I miss the sex."

If He Say's...."I think we should see other people."
What He really means is: "I have been seeing other people."

If She say's....."Is there something wrong?"
What She really means is: "Is it supposed to be this soft?"

But if either say's....."We don't have to do anything until you are ready"
What they really mean is: "Put out or get out."

If She says...."I love you."
What She really means is: "God, what have I gotten myself into?"

If He says........"Let's get married."
What He really means is: "Does that mean we can do it now?"

But if either say....."I want to make love."
What they really means is: "I want to make love."