SEX CHAIN LETTER

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in Palaiseau. It has been sent around the world nine times. The sex has now been sent to you. Hot women or men will visit you within four days of receiving this message -- provided you, in turn, send it on. This is no joke. Send copies to people you think need sex. Don't send money, as fate has no price. Do not keep this message! This message must leave your hands in 96 hours! Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. The chain comes from Palaiseau and was written by R.F., a student from a little town in France. Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send them to friends and associates. After a few days, you will get a surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. Take a look at some previous testimonials..... After he passed the copies of this letter on, A Montana Dairy farmer, while relieving himself, got his penis stuck in a cow milking machine and had the longest series of orgasms he ever encountered in his life. John Elliot of Phoenix tried to pick up a prostitute, but because he broke the chain, he was picked up by the police instead. When they did a search of his home, the police found magazines of little boys and promptly showed them to all his neighbors whom, after his release from jail, tarred and feathered poor John and shipped him off to the local poultry farm. He is now pressumed to be at a KFC fast food establishment somewhere in the western United States In a small town in Paris, Don Laray's trousers were ripped by his erection while sitting next to a rather attractive young woman on the city bus, thus revealing himself in front of a hundred horrified passengers, 11 days after failing to circulate all 10 copies of this letter, (one note of interest: a condom machine gave him three condoms for the price of one, after he circulated 5 letters, could this be a consolation prize?) In 1963, Herbert Pudstrom received this chain and asked his secretary to make 10 copies and send them out. A few days later, he encountered her at a red light district making more money than he had ever paid her at work. General George Patton, who circulated the same letter, saw what he thought was a quarter laying on the street, when he bent down to pick it up, a beautiful woman in a miniskirt walked by and although he didn't get laid, he got one hell of a great view. Susan Hayworth, an unemployed chicken choker, received the letter and forgot that it had to leave her hands within 96 hours. A few days later her husband went bowling with his best friend never to return. Later, after finding the letter again, she mailed off 10 copies. The reward....she found a job at a local Pork Rind plant where she met a wonderful man, and defrayed her cost of vegetables considerably (Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??????) Allen Strom, forgot, a non believer, threw the letter away, nine days later he spilled hot coffe in his crotch. In 1996, this same letter was received by a young woman in Austin, Tx. Frayed and barely readable, she promised herself she would retype it and send it on, but she put it aside and forgot about it. The weeks dragged on and she was plagued with problems including herpes, crabs and venerial disease in her futile attempt to find Mr. Right in a singles bar, all because the letter did not leave her hands within 96 hours. She finally retyped the letter and that very same weekend she found a man with a 10 inch penis. Beware though of the fate of a E-mail user at Harvard University who sent this letter to himself over 5 thousand times in one afternoon. Before leaving the computer lab, a strange woman came up behind him, bit his ear and reached down his pants. The ensuing surprise caused him to stumble forward and cry out. As he attempted to arrest his fall by grabbing onto a nearby PC, a drop of spittle that was flung from his mouth (as he cried out), landed deep into the inner recesses of the computer. All three parties (The student, strange woman, and the computer) experienced simultaneous cyber-orgasms of exponential intensity before exploding into a puff of smoking data. Remember, ten copies of this letter must leave your hands within 96 hours! Those who do will find their love life more fulfulling, those who do not will be doomed to one night stands with mechanical devices!