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Votes:5Rating:Rating = 2.60

WHITE COLLAR GRAFFITI

This is the latest intra-company memo making the rounds in the big cities. It is a kind
of "white collar graffiti" that circulates among secretaries, assistant managers, and
supervisors in our nation's leading business establishments.

PRESIDENT ASSISTANT VICE PRESIDENT
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, Barely clears a quonset hut,
Is more powerful than a locomotive, Loses tug-of-war with locomotive,
Is faster than a speeding bullet, Can fire a speeding bullet,
Walks on water, Swims well,
Gives requests to God. Is occasionally addressed by God.

SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT DEPARTMENT HEAD
Leaps short buildings in a single bound, Makes high marks on walls when trying to leap tall buildings,
Is more powerful than a switch engine, Is run over by locomotives,
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet, Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting injury,
Walks on water when sea is calm, Can stay afloat with a life jacket,
Converses with God. Stutters.

VICE PRESIDENT ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, Runs into buildings,
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine, Recognizes locomotives two times out of three,
Is faster than a speeding B-B, Is not issued ammunition,
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool, Can usually hold water,
Talks with God if special request is approved. Talks to walls.

SECRETARY
Lifts buildings and walks under them,
Kicks locomotives off the track,
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them for lunch,
Freezes water with a single glance,
IS GOD !!

Votes:5Rating:Rating = 2.60

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