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Votes:4Rating:Rating = 3.50

LARGE CORPORATION MEMORANDUM

Remember the game 'telephone' that you played in school as a young child?
One person would think of a word or phrase and whisper it to the person
next to them. It never did get to the end of the line properly, did it?
ENOUGH SAID !!

MEMORANDUM:
FROM: Executive Vice President
TO: ALL Executive Directors
Next Thursday at 10:30 AM Halley's Comet will appear over this area. This is an event
which occurs only once in every 75 years. Notify ALL directors and have them arrange
for all employees to assemble on the company lawn and inform them of the occurrence of
this phenomenon. If it rains, then cancel the day's observation and assemble in the
auditorium to see a film about the comet.

MEMORANDUM:
FROM: Executive Director
TO: ALL Directors
By order of the Executive Vice President, next Thursday at 10:30 AM Halley's Comet will
appear over the company lawn. If it rains, cancel the days work and report to the
auditorium with all employees where we will show films; a phenomenal event which occurs
once every 75 years.

MEMORANDUM:
FROM: Director
TO: ALL Department Heads
By order of the phenomenal Executive Vice President, at 10:30 next Thursday, Halley's
Comet will appear in the auditorium. In case of rain over the company lawn, the Executive
Vice President will give another order; something which occurs only every 75 years.

MEMORANDUM
FROM: Department Head
TO: ALL Supervisors
Next Thursday at 10:30 the Executive Vice President will appear in our auditorium with
Halley's Comet; something which occurs every 75 years. If it rains, the Executive Vice
President will cancel the comet and order us all out to our phenomenal company lawn.

MEMORANDUM:
FROM: Supervisor
TO: ALL Employees
When it rains next Thursday at 10:30 over the company lawn, the phenomenal 75-year-old
Executive Vice President will cancel all work and appear before all employees in the
auditorium accompanied by Bill Halley and His Comets.

Votes:4Rating:Rating = 3.50

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