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Votes:19Rating:Rating = 3.67

WHY ASK WHY ?

--- Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
--- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
--- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
--- Why are there floatation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
--- Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
--- Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?
--- Have you ever imagined the world with no hypothetical situations?
--- How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?
--- If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
--- If a cow laughs, would milk come out it's nose?
--- If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
--- If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped the cat from a height, what
would happen?
--- If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the
headlights?
--- You know what to do when a label on a package says "Open Here." What is the
protocol if the label says "Open Somewhere Else."?
--- Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
--- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
--- Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment but when you
transport something by ship it's called cargo?
--- Why can't they make the whole airplane out of the same material as the indestructible
black box?
--- Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the
volume on the radio?

Votes:19Rating:Rating = 3.67

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