TOP 17 REJECTED TITLES FOR "TWISTER"

"From The Top 5 List, www.topfive.com -- Copyright 1999, Chris White"

17. "Totally Gone With The Wind"
16. "Lift and Separate"
15. "Boys on the Side -- Of My Barn"
14. "Summer Film So Full of Special Effects We Couldn't Fit in the Plot"
13. "The Weather Channel: The Movie"
12. "Schindler's Twist"
11. "Field of Debris"
10. "Dead Man Flying"
9. "I, Cumulus"
8. "One House Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
7. "The Splintered Bridges of Madison County"
6. "Wizard of Oz II: The Search For Toto"
5. "Killer Genuine Draft"
4. "Four Weddings & A Funnel"
3. "Indiana Jones and the Trailer Park of Doom"
2. "A Funnel Thing Happened On The Way To The Farm"

...and the Number 1 Rejected Title for the Movie "Twister..."

1. "Roofless in Seattle"

Forgive me rabbi for I have sinned.  It's been 27 years since my last confession.¹ On March 8th, 1999, I received notification that several of my humor documents were "From The Top 5 List, www.topfive.com -- Copyright 1999, Chris White"  For a couple of years I have been a fan of Chris White and his Top 5 List.  I also regret to announce that far too many hours of my life have been spent at his web site.  Do I regret it?  Of course not, it's a great website with hilarious content.  So, to help make up for the time I incorrectly took credit for his copywritten material, I'd like to ask everyone reading this to check out his site.....you will not regret it !!  Go to http://www.topfive.com !!

¹ (Plagiarizing, humor thief Brian Mirsky just happens to be 27 years old.)