ELDERY PEOPLE WITH ENORMOUS CARS
If you are 65 years old, or know someone 65 or older, listen carefully to this
announcement. We'd like to introduce you to the leisure time activity that's sweeping the
nation.....and Florida. Introducing- the eldery people with enormous cars club!
Imagine the hours of Sunday fun you can have driving slowly through the countryside,
leading long parades of happily honking motorists, while cruising at 25 in a 50! Learn how
to make an unexpected full stop at the ned of a high-speed on-ramp. And then enter 60
M.P.H. traffic at 20 M.P.H. You'll receive our eldery people with enormous cars club
handbook, with instructions on how to travel for hours at 40 M.P.H..........in the fast
lane........with your turn-signal on. Plus, colorful illustrations describing how to swing
waaay out to the left before making a right-hand turn. Along with your handbook, you'll
receive a road atlas depicting all of the two-lane, blacktop, no-passing zones in the USA.
Just send $29.99, along with your rear-view mirror to..........................