ELDERY PEOPLE WITH ENORMOUS CARS

If you are 65 years old, or know someone 65 or older, listen carefully to this announcement. We'd like to introduce you to the leisure time activity that's sweeping the nation.....and Florida. Introducing- the eldery people with enormous cars club!

Imagine the hours of Sunday fun you can have driving slowly through the countryside, leading long parades of happily honking motorists, while cruising at 25 in a 50! Learn how to make an unexpected full stop at the ned of a high-speed on-ramp. And then enter 60 M.P.H. traffic at 20 M.P.H. You'll receive our eldery people with enormous cars club handbook, with instructions on how to travel for hours at 40 M.P.H..........in the fast lane........with your turn-signal on. Plus, colorful illustrations describing how to swing waaay out to the left before making a right-hand turn. Along with your handbook, you'll receive a road atlas depicting all of the two-lane, blacktop, no-passing zones in the USA. Just send $29.99, along with your rear-view mirror to..........................