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Votes:20Rating:Rating = 4.25

DEAR DIARY..........

September 12, 1993 - Moved to our new home in Maine. It's so beautiful here. I love it !!

November 24, 1993 - It snowed last night! We woke up to find everything blanketed with snow. It looks just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful day. I love it in Maine !!

December 2, 1993 - Well, all the snow melted. I hope we get some more.

December 12, 1993 - More snow last night! I love it! The snowplow did his trick again on our driveway.

December 19, 1993 - More snow. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from
shoveling. Fucking snowplow!

December 22, 1993 - More of the white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits till I'm done with the driveway. Asshole!

December 25, 1993 - Merry Fucking Christmas! More goddam snow! If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a- bitch who drives the snowplow, I swear I'll fucking kill him.

December 27, 1993 - More white shit last night. Been inside for 3 days. Can't go anywhere. Car's stuck in a mountain of snow. The fucking weatherman says to expect another 10" of the shit tonight. Do they know how many shovel-fulls that is?!

December 28, 1993 - The weatherman was wrong; we got 14" of the fucking white shit and at this rate it won't melt 'till fucking August. The goddam fucking snowplow got stuck just up the street. The guy asked if he could borrow my shovel. I beat the shit out of him with it.....

Votes:20Rating:Rating = 4.25

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