A CHRISTMAS STORY

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty including the mouse.

Dad at the whore house, mom smoking grass, and I settled down for a nice piece of ass.

The out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I finished my orgasm to see what was the matter.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew right away that the fat fucker fell.

He filled all the stockings with condoms and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

he rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that son of a bitch blew my chimeny right apart.

he swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, piss on you bastards what a hell of a night!