REDNECK COMPUTER LINGO

"Hard drive" --- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
"Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys.
"Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" --------When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
"ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Byte" ---------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
"Reboot" ------- What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Network" ------ Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
"Mouse" -------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
"LAN" ---------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
"Cursor" -------- What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
"bit" ------------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
"digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
"packet" --------- What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.