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Votes:8Rating:Rating = 3.25

THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONGS


1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
2) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
3) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
4) Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
5) I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
6) I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
7) I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
8) I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
9) I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
10) I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
11) If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
12) Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
13) She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
14) They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
15) Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
16) You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
17) You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
18) You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
19) If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

Votes:8Rating:Rating = 3.25

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