TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING

>>> 1) Reach in and grab the giblets.
>>> 2) Whew, that's one terrific spread!
>>> 3) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
>>> 4) Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.
>>> 5) Talk about a huge breast!
>>> 6) "and he forced his way into the end zone..."
>>> 7) She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
>>> 8) It's Cool Whip time!!!!
>>> 9) If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst!
>>>10) It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!