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TOP 10 REASONS WHY STAR WARS CHARACTERS
WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE
>>10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are
rarely, if ever, set on "stun".
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew
of 20 just to go into warp --- The Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a
Wookie.
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia
still looked fresh and desirable --- After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard
looked like hell.
7) One word: Lightsabers.
6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
4) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
encounters.
3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
2) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named "Slave
I".
1) Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse
power --- Han Solo floors it.
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