REASONS WHY HANUKKAH IS BETTER THAN X-MAS

>THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY HANUKKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS:
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> 10. There's no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special"
> 9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).
> 8. No need to clean the chimney.
> 7. There's no latke-nog.
> 6. Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs.
> 5. You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals.
> 4. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown".
> 3. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl".
> 2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.
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> AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY HANUKKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS:
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> 1. BLINTZES ARE CHEAPER TO MAIL THAN FRUITCAKES.