ARE YOU NORMAL?

TRUE facts about us Americans. Did you know that......
> - Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.
> - 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.
> - Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.
> - 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
> - 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
> - 67.5% of men were tightie whities (briefs).
> - The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.
> - 85% of women wear the wrong bra size.
> - 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations.
> - 13% of us admit to occassionally doing our offspring's homework.
> - 91% of us lie regularly.
> - 27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.
> - 29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store.
> - 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.
> - 90% believe in divine retribution.
> - 10% believe in the 10 Commandments.
> - 82% believe in an afterlife.
> - 45% believe in ghosts.
> - 13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.
> - 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
> - 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.
> - 10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.
> - Over 50% believe in spanking - but only a child over 2 years old.
> - 35% give to charity at least once a month.
> - How far would you go for $10 million? 25% would abandon their friends, family, and church. 7% would murder.
> - 69% eat the cake before the frosting.
> - When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.
> - 85% of us will eat Spam this year.
> - 70% of us drink orange juice daily.
> - Snickers is the most popular candy.
> - 22% of us skip lunch daily.
> - 9% of us skip breakfast daily.
> - 66% of us eat cereal regularly.
> - 22% of all restaurant meals include french fries.
> - 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.
> - Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.
> - 45% use mouthwash every day.
> - 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.
> - The typical shower is 101 degrees F.
> - Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.
> - 9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery.
> - 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
> - 58% of women paint their nails regularly.
> - 62% of us pop our zits.
> - 33% of women lie about their weight.
> - 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.
> - 57% have had deja vu.
> - 49% believe in ESP.
> - 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.
> - The average girl starts her period at age 12.
> - 44% have broken a bone.
> - Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level.
> - 14% have attended a self-help meeting.
> - 15% regularly go to a shrink.
> - 78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.
> - 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.
> - 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.
> - 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.
> - 23.5% admit they don't always flush.
> - 45.2% pee in the shower.
> - 44.9% pee in the ocean.
> - 28.1% pee in the pool.
> - 55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they're sing the toilet.
> - 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet. 17% have been caught by the host.
> - 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.
> - 29% of us ignore RSVP.
> - 71.6% of us eavesdrop.
> - 22% are functionally illiterate.
> - Less than 10% are trilingual.
> - 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.
> - 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.
> - 56% of women do the bills in a marriage.
> - 2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks.
> - 20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life.
> - 40% of us have had music lessons.
> - 44% reuse tinfoil.
> - 57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.
> - 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.
> - 53% read their horoscopes regularly.
> - 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).
> - 59% of us say we're average-looking.
> - Blacks are more than twice as likely to call themselves beautiful.
> - 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.
> - 53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers.
> - 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.
> - 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.
> - On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.
> - 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.
> - 2 out of 5 have married their first love.
> - The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money.
> - Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.
> - 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
> - 6% propose over the phone.
> - 71% can drive a stick-shift car.
> - 45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit.
> - 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.
> - 1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.
> - 12% of men never use their car blinkers.
> - 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.
> - 25% of us drive after we've been drinking.
> - 4 out of 5 sing in the car.
> - The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
> - 56% of men have had sex at work.
> - 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.
> - 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
> - 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
> - Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
> - 58% like dirty talk during sex.
> - 22% rent porno flicks at least once.