HOW DIRTY IS YOUR MIND ?
ANSWERS ARE LOCATED BELOW ALL 10 QUESTIONS !!
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I
can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has
me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick
my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go
down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good.
What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.
What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.
What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What
am I?
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ANSWERS:
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1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
ANOTHER VERSION I'VE RECEIVED IN THEPAST OF #10 FROM
ABOVE.....SAME CONCEPT, MUCH MORE DETAIL !!
THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8
INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY
FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE
HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST
ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING
WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN
QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST
SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE
SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND
LEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMENATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF
REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE
OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY
OWN.........................................................
...........................................TOOTHBRUSH.........
What were you thinking? You PERVERT!
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