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Votes:19Rating:Rating = 3.16

WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID

SOME POLITICALLY CORRECT WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID

Three bricks shy of a load
The elevator doesn't quite go to the top floor
The IQ of an Oyster
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
A few clowns short of a circus.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
About as smart as bait.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box

Missing a few buttons on his remote control

No grain in the silo

Receiver is off the hook

Her sewing machine's out of thread

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

Chimney's clogged

Dumber than a box of hair

All foam, no beer

The cheese slid off his cracker

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel

Votes:19Rating:Rating = 3.16

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