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WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID
SOME POLITICALLY CORRECT WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS
Three bricks shy of a load
The elevator doesn't quite go to the top floor
The IQ of an Oyster
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
A few clowns short of a circus.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
About as smart as bait.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
Missing a few buttons on his remote control
No grain in the silo
Receiver is off the hook
Her sewing machine's out of thread
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
Dumber than a box of hair
All foam, no beer
The cheese slid off his cracker
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
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