THE PERFECT DAY - MEN VS. WOMEN

The perfect day according to a woman.
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5lbs lighter on scale
9:30 Light breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriends ex-notice that she's gained 30lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms....

The perfect day according to a man.
10:00 Wakeup
10:01 Oral sex
10:10 Huge Breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
2:15 Enormus lunch
3:15 Oral sex
3:25 Play sports with the guys
4:30 DRINK BEER WITH THE GUYS
5:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
5:31 Oral sex
6:50 Huge dinner.....MORE BEER!
11:00 Ful on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10 Sleep