THE TOP 15 NAMES FOR THE M.I.R. SPACE
STATION
"From The Top 5 List, www.topfive.com
-- Copyright 1999, Chris White"
15> The AMC Spacer
14> Uncle Boris's Last Chance Galactic Truck Stop & Fireworks Stand
13> I-Can't-Believe-It's-A-Space-Station
12> Skylab for Dummies
11> Emergency Vodka Storage Unit #6
10> Absolut NightMir
9> The New, Improved People's Deathtrap 2000 ("Now with leaks!")
8> Space Toast Coast-to-Coast
7> The S.S. Minnowsky
6> The Black Cat, Walking Under a Ladder, Broken Mirror, Spilled Salt, Friday the
13th Space Module
5> Kaputnik
4> Cattlecar Galactica
3> Spacey Spice
2> The Amazing Orbiting Barge O' Death
and the Number 1 New Name for the Mir Space Station...
1> Deepshit Nine
Forgive me rabbi for I have sinned. It's been
27 years since my last confession.1 On March
8th, 1999, I received notification that several of my humor documents were "From
The Top 5 List, www.topfive.com -- Copyright 1999,
Chris White" For a couple of years I have been a fan of Chris White and his Top
5 List. I also regret to announce that far too many hours of my life have been spent
at his web site. Do I regret it? Of course not, it's a great website with
hilarious content. So, to help make up for the time I incorrectly took credit for
his copywritten material, I'd like to ask everyone reading this to check out his
site.....you will not regret it !! Go to http://www.topfive.com
!!
1 (Plagiarizing, humor thief
Brian Mirsky just happens to be 27 years old.)
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