16 - Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that
Garfield sends out every day.
15 - Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours
14 - Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland.
13 - When you enter the room, Snowball and the other
members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn.
12 - Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane
tickets, and nine suicide bombs.
11 - What you thought was "heat" is actually a
four-legged goose step.
10 - Well, *somebody* subscribed to
9 - Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals
"tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building.
8 - Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.
7 - Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop
the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head."
6 - Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third
world dictators in the basement.
5 - Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on
some kind of "land mine" technology.
4 - Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from
3 - Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.
2 - What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he
makes up for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Plotting World Domination...
1 - Somehow, you're now subscribed to "Pussy of Fortune" magazine.