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I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

 

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I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

 

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it is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

 

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I will tell you the names and address of many American spies travelling as reporters.

 

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whatever you say !!

 

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the red blindfold would be lovely, your excellency.

 

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the water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you, I must have the recipe.

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