Freshmen: Are never in bed past noon.

Seniors: Are never out of bed before noon.

Freshmen: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they can cut.

Seniors: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they need to attend.

Freshmen: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.

Seniors: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mountain Dew into a recitation class.

Freshmen: Calls the professor "Professor."

Seniors: Calls the professor "Bob."

Freshmen: Would walk ten miles to get to class.

Seniors: Drives to class if it's further than three blocks away.

Freshmen: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.

Seniors: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.

Freshmen: Roller skates to class.

Seniors: Roller skates instead of going to class.

Freshmen: Knows a bookfull of useless trivia about the university.

Seniors: Knows where the next class is. Maybe...

Freshmen: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.

Seniors: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.

Freshmen: Have to ask where the computer labs are.

Seniors: Has 'own' personal workstation.

Freshmen: Use the campus buses to go everywhere.

Seniors: Use the campus buses to run block while crossing the street.

Freshmen: Worry about the last freshman composition essay.

Seniors: Worry about the last GRE essay.

Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week.

Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe.

Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year.

Senior: Looks forward to first parties of the year.

Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I mid term.

Senior: Is proud of not ~quite~ failing Complex Analysis mid term.

Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night.

Senior: Calls Domino's every other night.

Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of profs.

Senior: Is appalled that the campus bar was turned into a deli.

Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of educational opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to society.

Senior: Is excited about new dryers in laundry room.

Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class.

Senior: Meticulously quotes professor when he says something funny in class (when awake in class and not skating.)