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Votes:2Rating:Rating = 5.00

DR. SUESS GOES TO WASHINGTON 

I'm here to ask

As you'll soon see,

Did you grope

Miss Lewinsky?

 

Did you grope her

In your house?

Did you grope

Beneath her blouse?

 

I did not do that

Near or far,

I did not do that

Starr-You -Are.

 

Did you smile?

Did you flirt?

Did you peek

Beneath her skirt?

 

And did you tell

The girl to lie

When called upon

To testify?

 

I do not like you

Starr-You-Are,

I think that you

Have gone too far.

 

I will not answer

Any more,

Perhaps I will go

Start a war!

 

The public's easy

To distract,

When bombs are

Falling on Iraq!

Votes:2Rating:Rating = 5.00

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