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Votes:5Rating:Rating = 3.20

SIMILARITIES BETWEEN NIXON AND CLINTON

Nixon: Watergate

Clinton: Waterbed

 

Nixon: His biggest fear - the Cold War

Clinton: His biggest fear - a Cold Sore

 

Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs

Clinton: Worried about carpet burns

 

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek

Clinton: His Vice President is a geek

 

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger

Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her

 

Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate tape

Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

 

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick

Clinton: (No difference)

 

Nixon: Ex-President

Clinton: Sex-President

 

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"

Clinton: Known for women pointing at him saying "He's the one!"

 

Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak

Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

 

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy

Clinton: Well acquainted with the G Spot

 

Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh

Clinton: Took on a 'ho

 

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor

Clinton: Talked about getting a piece while on her

Votes:5Rating:Rating = 3.20

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