Nixon: Watergate

Clinton: Waterbed

Nixon: His biggest fear - the Cold War

Clinton: His biggest fear - a Cold Sore

Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs

Clinton: Worried about carpet burns

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek

Clinton: His Vice President is a geek

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger

Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate tape

Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick

Clinton: (No difference)

Nixon: Ex-President

Clinton: Sex-President

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"

Clinton: Known for women pointing at him saying "He's the one!"

Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak

Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy

Clinton: Well acquainted with the G Spot

Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh

Clinton: Took on a 'ho

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor

Clinton: Talked about getting a piece while on her