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STATE MOTTOS

Alabama:

At Least We're not Mississippi

Alaska:

11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona:

Dehyd-rific!

Arkansas:

Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California:

As Seen on TV

Colorado:

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut:

Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware:

Home of rich, smart killers.

Florida:

Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia:

We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii:

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru     (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho:

More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois:

Gateway to Iowa

Indiana:

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa:

Land of James T. Kirk

Kansas:

First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana:

We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine:

Cheap Lobster

Maryland:

A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts:

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan:

First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota:

For Sale

Mississippi:

Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri:

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana:

Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else

Nebraska:

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada:

Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire:

Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:

You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico:

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:

You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

North Carolina:

Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota:

Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah,

Dinosaur Bones!

Ohio:

Don't Judge Us by Cleveland

Oklahoma:

Like the Play Only No Singing

Oregon:

Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania:

Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:

We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:

Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota:

Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:

The Educashun State

Texas:

Si' Hablo Ing'les

Utah:

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:

Yep

Virginia:

Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't

Mix?

Washington:

Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.:

Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:

One Big Happy Family -- Really!

Wisconsin:

Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming:

Wynot?

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