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SEXUAL QUIZ

I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.

When I'm not well, I drip.

When you blow me, you feel good.

What Am I?

>>>>> NOSE

I'm spread before I'm eaten.

Your tongue gets me off.

People sometimes lick my nuts.

What Am I?

>>>>> PEANUT BUTTER

I assist an erection.

Sometimes big balls hang from me.

I'm called a big swinger.

What Am I?

>>>>> CRANE

Over 1,000 people went down on me.

I wasn't maiden for long.

A big hard thing ripped me open.

What Am I?

>>>>> TITANIC

You stick your poles inside me.

You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

What Am I?

>>>>> TENT

When I go in I cause pain.

I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.

I can fill your hole.

What Am I?

>>>>> DENTIST

A finger goes in me.

You fiddle with me when you're bored.

The best man always has me first.

What Am I?

>>>>> WEDDING RING

All day long, it's in and out.

I discharge loads from my shaft.

Both men and women go down on me.

What Am I?

>>>>> ELEVATOR

I go in hard.

I come out soft.

You blow me hard.

What Am I?

>>>>> CHEWING GUM

If I miss, I hit your bush.

It's my job to stuff your box.

When I come, it's news.

What Am I?

>>>>> NEWSPAPER BOY

I offer Protection.

I get the finger ten times.

You use your fingers to get me off.

What Am I?

>>>>> GLOVE

I have a stiff shaft.

My tip penetrates.

I come with a quiver.

What Am I?

>>>>> ARROW

My business is briefs.

I am a cunning linguist.

I plead and plead for it.

What Am I?

>>>>> ATTORNEY

I make some guys shoot in the air.

I usually have a little pecker.

I'm better in your hand than in your bush.

What Am I?

>>>>> BIRD

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