If any of you guys out there have ever thought you had balls, forget about it. This is
a TRUE STORY that happened at a wedding at Clemson University.
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the
groom got up on stage at the mic to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride and groom's families for coming. To thank everyone
for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a gift
from him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope. He said that
was his gift to everyone, and told them to open it. Inside the manila envelope was an 8x10
picture of his best man having sex with his bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of
them and hired a private detective to trail them.) After he stood there and watched
people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "F***
You!", he then turned to the bride and said "F*** You!", and then said
"I'm out of here." He got the marriage annulled the next day. While most of us
would have broken it off immediately after we found out about the affair, this guy goes
through with it anyway.
His revenge: making the bride's parents pay for a 300 guest wedding and catered
reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of friends, family, grandparents, etc. BIG BRASS ONES!