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NEW BUNDLING RULES FOR 1998

Top 10 DOJ bundling options for 1998

10 - Dairy Queen must now offer 16 flavors of their choice from Baskin Robbins' menu

9 - Ford must now offer Chrysler transmissions as an option

8 - All new automobiles must have 1 Michelin, 1 Good Year, and 2 other tires of the manufacturer's choosing.

7 - Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast menu to include Breakfast Jack

6 - Mac OS must include Windows 95 upgrade feature

5 - SUN must now offer MS J++ and HP Java library as well as one other library of their choice.

4 - Energizer Bunny must give equal time to Duracell.

3 - Playboy must bundle their swim suit issue with Penthouse and Sports Illustrated.

2 - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves has held a monopoly on little people for too long, they must now incorporate three additional dwarves from one or more fairy tales.

1 - Federal Income tax forms must include US Government and one third world country of the taxpayer's choosing.

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