Lost: Small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered like one of the family.

Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

For Sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

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Dog for Sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.

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Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

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