This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the words Lewinski and Kaczynski in a limerick.

Here are the 3 winners:

Entry #1

There once was a gal named Lewinsky

who played on a flute like Stravinsky

T'was "Hail to the Chief"

on this flute made of beef

that stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Entry #2

Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,

"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski.

Since you look such a mess,

use the hem of your dress,

and wipe that stuff off of your chinsky!"

Entry #3

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown

what Kaczynski must surely have known:

that an intern is better

than a bomb in a letter

given the choice of how to be blown.