This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the words Lewinski
and Kaczynski in a limerick.
Here are the 3 winners:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
who played on a flute like Stravinsky
T'was "Hail to the Chief"
on this flute made of beef
that stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski.
Since you look such a mess,
use the hem of your dress,
and wipe that stuff off of your chinsky!"
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
what Kaczynski must surely have known:
that an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
given the choice of how to be blown.