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Good evening. This afternoon in this room, from this chair, I lied my ass off before the Office of Independent Counsel and the grand jury. I answered their questions truthfully but NOT completely, like I promised I would, including questions about my private life, questions no American citizen who has done what I have would ever want to answer. Still, I must take complete responsibility for all my actions, both public and private that I cannot pawn off on the Independent Counsel. And that is why I am speaking to you tonight in this controlled, no interviews, environment.

As you know, in a deposition in January, I was asked questions about my relationship with Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally accurate if you believe that oral sex being performed on you does not constitute "sexual relations", I did not volunteer information and even though I said,  more than once, that I wanted to be as truthful as I can be, I wasn't. Indeed, I did have a great relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong if you think that getting late night oral sex is wrong. Men, are you with me here? Having my wife find out constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible.

But I told the grand jury today and I say to you now that at no time did I literally ask anyone to lie, to hide or destroy evidence or to take any other unlawful action. It was all done in a round about way. C'mon, I used to teach law school at the University of Arkansas...give me some credit. I know that my stern, finger wagging public comments and my silence about this matter gave a false impression and they were intended too. I misled all you people, including even my annoying wife. I deeply regret that Monica felt the need to break our code of silence and spoke up.  She never could keep anything in her mouth.

I can only tell you I was motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect myself from the embarrassment of my own conduct of continuous lies dating back twenty years. I was also very concerned about protecting my so-called family. The fact that these questions were being asked in what I consider a politically inspired lawsuit, which has since been groundlessly dismissed, was a consideration, too. For these reasons, I should be allowed to lie, even under the sworn auspices of "so help me God."

In addition, I had real and serious concerns about an independent counsel investigation that I appointed that began with private, shady business dealings 20 years ago, dealings, I might add, about which an independent federal agency in my back pocket found no evidence of any wrongdoing by me or my wife over two years ago. Since I was able to shield the truth and "extinguish" my enemies involved in all the cover-ups and lies, the independent counsel investigation felt it necessary to move on to my staff and friends, then into my private life. And now the investigation I appointed itself is under investigation for getting too close to the truth.

I know it's my fault but this has gone on too long, cost too much and hurt too many innocent people. But you have to remember, MY job was at stake! Since my unending legion of blind followers will hit the streets right after this speech and mold public opinion in my favor, this matter is now between me, the two people I love most -- my wife and our daughter -- and our God. I must put it right, and I am prepared to do whatever it takes to do so as long as my family will understand that I might do it again. Nothing is more important to me personally than staying in this office. But it is private, and I intend to reclaim my family life for my family, Monica's family, Gennifer's family Kathleen Willey's family, etc. It's nobody's business but ours. Even presidents have private lives and that includes being able to cheat on and lie to their own wives. It is time for me and my henchmen to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life.

Because of my overt obfuscation, our country has been distracted by this  matter for too long, and I take my responsibility for my part in all of this. That and paying back the $40 million spent by Kenneth Starr is all I can do. Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time -- to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real security matters to face.

And so tonight, I ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past seven months that I alone have caased, to repair the fabric of our national discourse, and to return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next American century. Remember,I am working on my legacy here!

I want you to listen to me, I am going to say this again.


Thank you forwatching and don't ever ask me anymore questions about this.

Good night.

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