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Votes:12Rating:Rating = 3.99

ACRONYMS FOR CARS AND AIRLINES

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

All Un-informed Drivers Insulted

All Unnecessary Devices Installed

 

BMW

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

 

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

 

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

 

DODGE

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

 

FORD

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

F**king Old Rebuilt Dodge                             (sent in by Bob Pierce of "The Daily Vault" Album Reviews)

 

GM

General Maintenance

 

GMC

Garage Man's Companion

 

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

 

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?

 

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

 

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every .... day.

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

 

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back

 

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

 

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 

VW

Virtually Worthless

 

AIRLINES

 

AA

Abort! Abort!

Always Awful

 

Alitalia

Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival

 

American

A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now

 

AWA

Always Wasting Assets

 

BA

Bloody Awful

 

BEA

Better Eat Afterwards

 

Delta

Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta

Don't Every Leave The Airport

 

Northwest

Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport

 

Olympic

Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash

 

Pan Am

Pilots Are Not A Must

Poor Airline Needs Any Money

 

Qantas

Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick

 

Sabena

Such A Bad Experience - Never Again

 

SAHSA

Stay At Home, Stay Alive

 

TWA

That Was Accidental

Today's Worst Airline

 

United

Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters

 

USAir (used to be Allegheny Airlines):

Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality

Underwater seats available in rear

 

Uta

Unlikely To Arrive

Unable To Ascend

Votes:12Rating:Rating = 3.99

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