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SOME MADE UP WORDS

The Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition:

 

Foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.

 

Doltergeist: a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank.

 

Giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very, very high, such as the famous "Surrender Dorothy" on the Beltway overpass.

 

Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

 

Coiterie: a very VERY close-knit group.

 

Impotience: eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription.

 

Reintarnation: coming back to life as Gabby Hayes.

 

DIOS: the one true operating system.

 

Inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

 

Hipatitis: terminal coolness.

 

Writer's tramp: a woman who practices poetic licentiousness.

 

Taterfamilias: the head of the Potato Head family.

 

Osteopornosis: a degenerate disease.

 

Adulatery: cheating on your wife with a much younger woman who holds you in awe.

 

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

 

Deifenestration: to throw all talk of God out the window.

 

Dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

 

Manufracture: to produce items which break after little use.

 

Imargination: the fantasy of being liminalized.

 

Telegant: Looking good on tv.

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