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I AM GLAD I PICKED YOU

I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,

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Looking at you ,I admire your body, your well shaped legs,and breasts.

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Exposing your tender white skin.

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You are ready now and so am I.

I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.

I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster

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"I must say Grace"

"Thank God for Butterball turkey.... Amen"

 

Now get your minds out of the gutter and back to the dinner plate!!!

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