Y-0-K
While browsing through some dust-covered archival material in the recesses
of the Roman Section of the British Museum a researcher recently came across a tattered
bit of parchment. After some effort he translated it and found it was a letter from a man
called Plutonius with the title of "magister factorium", or keeper of the
calendar, to one Cassius. It was dated, strangely enough, 1 BC, January 6, or 2,000 years
ago today. The text of the message follows:
Dear Cassius,
Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? The change from BC to AD is giving us a lot
of headaches and we haven't much time left. I don't know how people will cope with working
the wrong way around. Having been working happily downwards forever, now we have to start
thinking upwards. You would think that someone would have thought of it earlier and
not left it to us to sort it all out at the last minute. I spoke to Caesar the other
evening. He was livid that Julius hadn't done something about it when he was sorting out
the calendar. He said he could see why Brutus had turned nasty. We called in the
consulting astrologers, but they simply said that continuing downwards using minus BC
won't work. As usual the consultants charged a fortune for doing nothing useful. As
for myself, I just can't see the sand in an hour glass flowing upwards. We have
heard that there are three wise men in the East who have been working on the problem, but
unfortunately they won't arrive until it's all over. Some say the world will cease
to exist at the moment of transition. We're continuing to work on the Y zero K problem and
I'll send you a parchment if anything develops.
Best regards, Plutonius
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