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Votes:11Rating:Rating = 3.64

HOW COLD IS IT?

The number on the left of each listing represents the current temperature.....So, if it is:
65 Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50 Miami residents turn on the heat
45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
40 You can see your breath
     Californians shiver uncontrollably
     Minnesotans go swimming
35 Italian cars don't start
32 Water freezes
30 You plan your vacation to Australia
25 Ohio water freezes
     Californians weep pitiably
     Minnesotans eat ice cream
     Canadians go swimming
20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
     New York City water freezes
     Miami residents plan vacation further South
15 French cars don't start
     Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
10 You need jumper cables to get the car going
5 American cars don't start
0 Alaskans put on T-shirts
-10 German cars don't start
      Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
      Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
      Miami residents cease to exist
-20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
      Politicians actually do something about the  homeless
      Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
      Japanese cars don't start
-25 Too cold to think
      You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-30 You plan a two week hot bath
      Swedish cars don't start
-40 Californians disappear
      Minnesotans button top button
      Canadians put on sweaters
      Your car helps you plan your trip South
-50 Congressional hot air freezes
      Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80 Hell freezes over
      Polar bears move South
      Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game
-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

Votes:11Rating:Rating = 3.64

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