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ELECTION CHOICES
From an article in the Western Legislatures magazine that I thought I would share with
you.
It is time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on the
three leading candidates.
Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists. He's had two
mistresses. He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and
drinks a quart of brandy every evening.
Candidate C: is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and hasn't had any illicit affairs.
Which of these candidates is your choice??
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
Kind of Scary...
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