MERGERS AND ACQUISITIONS
The last few weeks have seen many mergers, and anticipating them could mean excellent
market gains. Here are some likely mergers to expect in the future.
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called
W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics, and Hale Business Systems: New
company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
3M & Goodyear: mmmGood
John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
3M, J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera
Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants
Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da
Netscape & Yahoo: Net 'n' Yahoo