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1. "COMPETITIVE SALARY": We remain competitive by paying less
than our competitors.
2. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY": We have no time to train you.
3. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE": We don't pay enough to expect you to
4. "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED": You'll be six months behind schedule
on your first day.
5. "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" : Some time each night and some time
6. 'DUTIES WILL VARY": Anyone in the office can boss you around.
7. "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL": We have no quality control.
8. "CAREER-MINDED": Female applicants must be childless (and remain
9. "APPLY IN PERSON": If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the
position has been filled.
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is just a legal formality.
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