ASCII Asses

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where   :) means a smile and :( is a frown.  Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.  Well, how about some"assicons"?

Here goes:

          (_!_)  a regular ass

        (__!__)  a fat ass

            (!)  a tight ass

          (_._)  a flat ass

          (_^_)  a bubble ass

          (_*_)  a sore ass

         (_!__)  a lop-sided ass

          {_!_}  a swishy ass

          (_o_)  an ass that's been around
          (_O_)  an ass that's been around even more

          (_x_)  kiss my ass

          (_X_)  leave my ass alone

          (_zzz_)  a tired ass

          (_o^o_)  a wise ass

          (_13_)  an unlucky ass

          (_$_)  Money coming out of his ass

          (_?_)  Dumb ass