ATTEMPTED MURDER ??

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
LindaBurnett,23,wasvisiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearbysupermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sittinginhercarwith the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. Onecustomerwho had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. Themancalled the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors werelocked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.When they finallygot in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back ofherhead. APillsburybiscuit canister had exploded from the heat, makingaloud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde.