ATTEMPTED MURDER ??
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
LindaBurnett,23,wasvisiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearbysupermarket to
pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sittinginhercarwith the windows rolled
up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. Onecustomerwho
had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed
that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding
her brains in for over an hour. Themancalled the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors werelocked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.When they
finallygot in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back ofherhead.
APillsburybiscuit canister had exploded from the heat, makingaloud noise that sounded like
a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to
find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially
passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until
someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde.