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REAL MAN UNIVERSITY

A new two-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101         Combating Stupidity
MEN 102         You Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103         PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104         We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for  Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110         Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111         Understanding the Female Response to Getting  in at 4:00am
MEN 112         Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100          Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101          Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A    What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120         How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong
MEN 121         Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122         YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123         Reasons to Give Flowers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101         You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102         Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201        How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202        How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective          (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210         The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211         How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212         You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213         Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially When Naked
MEN 230A       Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220         Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221         Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222         Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223         Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B       Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101         Romantic Meal Planning
EAT 102         Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103         Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231        Mothers-in-law
MEN 232        Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233        Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001B   Cheaper to Keep Her

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