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Votes:23Rating:Rating = 3.83

CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

[English phrase]     -- [Chinese Interpretation]

Are you harboring a fugitive?     -- Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.     -- Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man     -- Dum Gai

Small Horse     -- Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?     -- Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table.     -- Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift.     -- Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here.     -- Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?     -- Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution.     -- Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet.     -- Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone.     -- No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?   -- Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright.     -- Yu So Dum

I got this for free.     -- Ai No Pei

I am not guilty.     -- Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer.     -- Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week.     -- Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived.     -- Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight.     -- Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile.     -- Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive.     -- Yu stin ki pu

Votes:23Rating:Rating = 3.83

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