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Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those stupid old pick-up lines that men continue to use? Here are some great comebacks! (Forward to friends, but please include the contact info at the bottom.)

Man:   "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man:   "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man:   "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man:   "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know.  Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man:   "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both.  You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man:   "I'd like to call you.  What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man:   "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man:    "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman:  "I'm a female impersonator."

Man:   "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man:   "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man:   "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah!  Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man:   "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man:   "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man:   "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man:   "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man:   "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good!  Let's start with your bank account."

Man:   "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

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