HAIRCUTS

Haircuts - The difference between men and women:

* Women's Version: *

Woman 2: Oh!  You got a haircut!  That's so cuuuuute!

Woman 1: Do you think so?  I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 2: Oh no, it's perfect!  I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide.  I'm pretty much stuck with this style, I think.

Woman 1: Are you serious?  I think your face is adorable.  And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute on you.  I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 2: Oh, now *that's* funny!  I would love to have your neck!  Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 1: Are you kidding?  I know girls that would love to have your shoulders.   Everything drapes so well on you.  I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are?  If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Woman 2: Do you think so?  Oh, you're just saying that!

Woman 1: No!  Really, I mean it...


* Men's Version: *

Man 2:  Haircut?

Man 1:  Ummhmm.