ASTROLOGICAL LIGHT BULBS
What's your sign? How many of you does it take to change a light bulb?
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and
should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep arguing about who is
supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through
the grief process.
Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo
in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No-on second thought, make that two. Is
that OK with you?
Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared with the Enlightened Ones in the
Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead
of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?