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ASTROLOGICAL LIGHT BULBS

What's your sign? How many of you does it take to change a light bulb?

Aries:  Just one.  You want to make something of it?

Taurus:  One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini:  Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

Cancer:  Just one.  But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo:  Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo:  Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Libra:  Er, two.  Or maybe one.  No-on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

Scorpio:  That secret information can only be shared with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Capricorn:  I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius:  Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...

Pisces:  Light bulb?  What light bulb?

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