The REAL way to bathe a cat
1. scrub toilet and flush several times.
2. fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3. drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut
4. sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and
5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.
6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out the door and slam it securely shut because the kitty
will erupt from the bowl as if jet propelled
7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself.